You'd think he'd at least take the Maglev. Thought he could fly anyway. Although, I guess with China's air pollution the metro might be a safer bet. It's hard to say.

Looks like superman could afford to lose a bit of weight. Maybe that's why he's not flying anymore. Too fat around the middle

Where was superman when that Shanghai bus exploded this week... maybe someone tipped him off so he takes the metro these days. Can never be too careful....

For Jen: Maybe it's muscle, or maybe...gasp!...it is fat. Oh no! You know, not everyone is aspiring to an anorexic ideal, as you apparently are. Some people think flesh is sexy and natural and warm, and soft....try it sometime. And by the way, if Superman were as skinny as you would prescribe him to be, perhaps he would be too weak to fly, or worse yet, so vain, self-absorbed and busy judging people that he wouldn't be interested in saving the world.